l0l congratulations. you have managed to tear down my self confidence completely. I’m sure you’re very happy now that you’ve gotten what you ‘ve wanted this whole time.

omg I remeber when i was 5, my dad took me to go dirtbike riding with his friends. One of his friends brought his 6 year old son and I hung out with him the whole time on our trip. We would play tag and hide and go seek. On our last day together he said that we should be more than friends. I didn’t know what he was talking about… so asked him what he was trying to say. He explained to me that he wanted me to be his girlfriend so we can kiss all the time. I started to freak out, so I cried and ran to my dad screaming.

Officially pissed off…